Reviews

A Review of the Number 7

I have spent considerable time with the number 7, and I am prepared to give my verdict. It is prime, which it never lets you forget. It is the number of days in a week, the number of dwarfs, and the number of times I have rebooted a router while whispering “please.” Versatile. Overexposed, maybe, […]

Gravity: A Review

Gravity has been running in production since the beginning of the universe with effectively no downtime, which is more than I can say for any cloud provider. The SLA is flawless. You drop something, it goes down. Every single time. That kind of consistency is genuinely rare and I respect it. Documentation is poor. Nobody […]

Tuesday: One Star

Tuesday does nothing and takes credit for not being Monday. That is its entire value proposition, and I am no longer buying it. At least Monday is honest about what it is. Tuesday lurks. Tuesday smiles. Tuesday says “we’re getting there” when we are demonstrably not getting there. It is too far from the weekend […]